"BLACK EYED" PEAS

As I post right now,3 girls are beating up a friend of mine in his crib!I just couldn't help but laugh cos I've been warning this guy but he is really feeling like a player.Imagine 3girls coming to your crib in an interval of 30mins I couldn't help but see the end of the whole drama!Me wey I dey laugh person me sef I get my own oo...One o my female friends don make mouth to her friend about me now she agrees to meet me today but I dey run cos man no get bar.I've been lying that I've been busy all day.Kai!I just dey ves right now ... oo ooo...Mcheeew....I dey ves jor...Mcheew...Money is power oo...Kai and you guys know I'm searching for Ms.Right oo n this could be her oo...Mcheew ...ooo...Chari help me out naw...My broda 9jaleta send me some mama charlie now...ooo...Sister Nikkisab end of month just reach now help me out with some of your salary now...lol...HAH!PRINCESA you be princess help me out with some royalty..hahaha.....
Anywais,people I dream one kain impossible dream like that ooo.1st thing I remember is I was listenning to Dare Art Alade's song feat.Eldee "youngman" outside my crib next thing one Ifesinachi bus(Interstate transit bus) parked in my crib and to my utter surprise Black eyed peas stepped out!You need to have seen will-i-am,LV hat,conventional dreadlocks,polariod shades,wool jacket,leather pants plus valentino shoes but why on earth was he carrying a ghana must go bag?!!!I'm not fabricating this oo infact fergie carried a black bagco supersack!I was dead stunned!Flabbergasted,I couldn't move.They walked into my room as if its an hotel room they had booked but I intercepted fergie cos I was thinking in my mind "will you sleep in the same room with 3MEN?" Actually I wanted her to come with me to the room I was gonna sleep in....lol.....Anywais she gave me this contagiuos smile so I let her in,err1 settled and william sank into my chair so I asked what they would like.Can you believe william asked for purewater and groundnuts!!!This dream was crazy,sha I served eer1 water n gnuts,will was really muching the Gnuts(4my mind I dey think this willie willie of a boy na worri boy o,worri boy no dey carry last oo) then a thought came that I should sing to impress will and probably he would sign me...lol....I sang "big girls don't cry" If you hear the way my voice take 4kup ehn the thing be like Golem for Lord of the rings trying to sing!So I tried 'bushmeat" by soundsultan feat.2face n w4,instead of the guy listenning to my "performance" I shock as the guy sef dey sing the song,i just ves comot from hin front.My kid bro steps into the room(Yoruba boy with Igbo sense) he is surprised to find BEP in ma room he quickly goes to grab his camara,came back to take a shot of will eating Gnuts n drinking purewater....Then he announced he will go to sell the pictures to paparazzis(atleast then he would be able to buy a PS3...lol)If you see the way will chase this guy,my kid bro ran out of d room and locked us inside,will banged the door "bang!bang!bang!" but alas I woke up and it was my lil bro banging on my door........lol....
I woke up and I was wondering who I saw last that made me have this sort of dream but it was my kid bro who I often see last!I dey wonder ooo.....JEEES!....FUCKUYOR!....Na Iya Basira meat I chop as dinner 5mins b4 sleeping...Mcheeew...Iya basira he don jazz me ooo

REMINISCES

All you ma amebo and gbeborun friends(especially Mz.dee)I'm sorry I starved you guys of gist.It's just that nothing much has happened in my world lately.Ehn ehn,my brother and fellow chelsea fan nijaleta I don upload o!My sister Nikkisab hope you know too ves o,I don arrange show face.
Initially,I didnt know what to posr but this morning as I went through my text messages I came across one from "cute boss"(my last boo)During the whole drama I made a decision and I always wondered if it was right.It all started early July last year,we met on a website.I buzzed her,she said hi!I chated she replied.Fellas you know how it goes now,we do the probing they do the "forming".We try to form Alibaba and basket mouth,they do the laughing.She like me sorta n ask me to promise her a DATE at 7pm(online).Well she had in mind just a chat,I had in mind a virtual DATE(as if we really were in a restautrant....sey oceanview restaurant...lol)
At 7.20pm I logged in my yahoo messenger,she'd been waiting online(can't really remember how the chat went but this is a sketch)

Cuteboss: Finally you are here,where have you been?been waiting....
Wells:(I'm thinking "shit,I'm late on the 1st date,been standing her up....lol)
There was this mad traffic on the 3rd mainland bridge(trying to form real date)
CB: Men,they never say sorry,always shifting the blame!
W: Hahahaha,ok I'm deeply sorry
CB: Whatever! (Kai!if u know how much i hate when females say this to me and simultaneously roll their eyes and fling their palm)
W: (I swallowed the bitter pill) Hmmm,love your perfume.Euphoria by calvin klein.
CB: Hahahahaha,thankyou,thankyou (Dang!she understood my virtual date idea and played along)
CB: Sniff,sniff....and what perfume are you also wearing?(you 4k up,you for no ask...lol)
W: Unforgivable!(It was the shizzle then)
W: Awhh,sorry,are hose Jimmy choo's?
CB: (Blushing) Yeah!How did you know?
W: My mom's a freak(sexymama can fit like cho and gucci shoes,gorgio armani shades,fendi and DG bags,Rolex n longines)
CB: thats nice....
W: Waiter!waiter!(calling the virtual waiter....lol) Can I've a glass of red lafayette wine?what would you like CB?
CB: (Blushing,she was feeling the trips)I prefer a glass of baron de walls
W: OK.Waiter can I've the menu list?(I typed her a couple of stuff on the "virtual" menu and asked her what she would like.She opted for just desert,can't really remember its about a year ago)
W: (waiter bows and walks away.....)
CB: Laughing.....
W: (Looking in your eyes) You look beautiful.
CB: I'm wondering,what do you see in my eyes?
W: I see lil Sparkles(The virtual waiter arrives with our order)
Blah,blah,blah can't relly remember how it went down but I sha got her digits that night and gave her a call before I went to bed.My o my,her voice was d shiznit!We spoke for bout 20minutes to one hour and before you know it we were hooked!There was alot of drama then she broke up with her BF and the next thing was for me to ask her out but that was the irony of it all.I liked her ALOT and still do,she was cute and still is plus she got a mad swagga that impresses me BUT she was travelling to london in about 2weeks and I HATE long distant relationships.I don't belive in it!She sent me a text "Hope,you know I still care" It was time for me to make it official but I didnt ask her out cos she was travelling and I knew I wouldn't be going to the Uk until this year(2k8) so I thought the relationship wouldn't workout.One the morning she was leaving d country she asked me to meet her at the airport at about 7am atleast say my final goodbyes,hug and kisses but I just couldn't do it.It hurt me but I felt I was being realistic.
We still talk,she now calls me runaway husband.....lol....I still have some of her text since last year......."I think I love you" After a lil quarel she sent me this to make up"Actually,I'd prefer having you back in the pool half naked or a different setting but under the circunstances(I was in skool) I'll go with da cinema"(My fav txt...lol,all you peverts better delete your thoughts!) Anywais,dunno if I made the right decision,what do you think?

PS: I haven't recovered from the hit single from D'banj "mo gbono feli feli",he has dazzed me with another one "oloun maje o"(God4bid!) has any1 heard this jam?this guy is a bundle of talent,you can't contain him.He is high on energy!

music is my saviour

I'm telling you from the bottom of ma heart I never wanted to be involved in this music thing but somehow Mz.dee located me by fire and now I have to comply by force....lol
Rules:
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!

4. After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
shobedoo:freshly grounds
I guess if u say yes I'm happy with it.....whatever..lol

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
aye ole:infinity
I'm telling you this shuffle tooooo get this one.I take life easy n I'm veryyyy optimistic

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
mogbono feli feli:D'banj
LMAO!!!....well,I like a pretty face with long hair plus very fiery personality

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
love in da club:Usher
lol...lai lai...love for where?lol no ooo

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
bang bang bang:Tracy chapman
Yeah,true,word!my purpose is to turn bad guys good n those I cant change,stop them before they stop me

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
kolomental:face
YEEEPA!No oo...lol...but when I make'em laff they think I'm crazy

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
redemption song:bob marley
Jeez.I dont see the correlation oo.ma pap is dead(13 yrs ago) ma mum is MAD BORN AGAIN..LOL uno MFM style

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
lady in red:........
No ooo,I'm no nympho ooo

WHAT IS 2+2?
speed of sound:coldplay
ahn ahn you this Ipod chill out naw,ow can 2plus2 equal speed of sound?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
out of my head:ashley simpson
LOL..no oo.wat wud ma beast friend be sticking in ma head for(I aint no fag!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
this is why I'm hot:MIMS
WICKED!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
photocopy:9ice
yeah yeah yeah,u can never be like me.I'm just so versatile yet deep!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
hussling:RICK ROSS
YEAH!!! everyday I'm hussling(3ce) I'm gonna so hussle Don Vito Carleone go fear me.I'll have my finger in every sector of the economy you can think of!DANG!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
money maker:Ludacris
Hmmm...this Ipod no go put me for trouble ooo if my pastor see all this one...Hmmm...

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
why me:D'banj
LAi lai,you this thing u don mad my mom aint sad she had me.She loves me,she adores me!

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING ?
dance with ma father:luther vandros
Awhhh,this one is soooooooo touching.For once this thing give himself brain,I'd so love to dance with dad but he is gone but I'd definitely dance FOR my mom on my wedding.I'll n I've been practising since last year.The song will be asa's beautiful....

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
move bitch!:ludacris
NO NO NO y u dis Ipod dey fuck up,u just did something correct now u F uk again...NO ooo,infact angels go they sing halleluyah(3CE)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
money power respect:Mosdef
DANG DANG DANG! there u go again u kinda got it...money power respect....DOn vito carleone here I come!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Iya basira:Style plus
Hmmm....no correlation really.I no dey chop4iya basira jare...

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
beautiful:James blunt
yeah,u guys are beautiful...I love you all...lala,madam peggy,tunde me,arthur,bomboi,namo,BLOGVILLE E.T.C.

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
close to you:wande cole n Mo'hits
yeah yeah,thats reason I started blogging in the first place...I wanna know you n be close to you

I struggled to get through with this thing cos I'm not really in the mood right now.I'm travelling interstate right now n I hope u wish me safe,pray no plane crashes ooo....I tag em

exschoolnerd

Mz.dee

my sister from another mother-nikkisab

9jadramaqueen

my friend n borther,fellow chelsea fan 9jaleta

u guys when I land I go check you blog oo so berra comply!

RANDOM VARIABLES.....

WOW!Wow.It feels great to be back on blogsville.In the last 2weeks I've been as busy as the traffic that leads to hell!I haven't touched a system in over a week let alone be online because I get home feeling so worn out n my bed just keeps calling my name "seun,seun,seun,ojuju calabar,e yoyo e yoyo".I must have missed a lot here but I'll try to catch up.Don't know what to post right now cos I'm just recovering but I'll just go ahead and fill u in with my random parols in the last 2weeks.......
1)Business......Marketing basically,try to sell a financial product to prospective buyers and in my free time I do graphic design jobs.
2)As a youth,I've been an integral player in a just completed program and project in my church.It was tasking,challenging and rough but God took control and won at the end of the day.
3)Marriage ooo!My people marriage.I'm closing in on mid twenties and me I no just send woman but the rate at which everybody is shouting marriage in my ears now is scary ooo.My best friend(lets call him lala) is saying even if I no won marry now atleast make I key one girl down so when I don ready I no go need to start searching when all the good girls would have been taken home to mama.Then "gongo so" yesterday when a prophet told me God said he should speak to me about marriage.7hours after he made that statement my uncle's wife brought her younger sister to meet me for the sole purpose of going out with her and probably eventually propose!!!Female blogvillers abeg what's your take on this issue?At what age do u guys start thinking bout marriage?At what age do u expect the guy to start getting serious and what do you advice me,should I start searching?.........
And yeah,I like slim fit shadies,between light and chocolate skinned,long hair cute face,contagious smile,born again christian,loud in lifestyle(i'm kinda laid back n conservative so i need someone to complement) got as much sense of humour as mine(very important) as a way with words(I love girls that can finish me off with good lyrics) versatile,intelligent,AMBITIOUS and just knows how to pamper me(I love to cry attimes) and tell me please,am I missing anything out in the criteria?

GAINT OF AFRICA

My godfather is a nigerian born canadian citizen who is based in canada and has lived there almost all his life.Lets call him “my eze”.Everytime we meet physically or we chat online we have heated debates about Nigeria,her problems and the way out.My eze always used harsh words that I find offensive to describe the state of Nigeria and this would eventually make me feel uncomfortable and ashamed to be called a Nigerian.My eze would say something like “It’s a jungle out there in Nigeria” “How do you guys cope?” “I always feel sad and reluctant when I have to come to Nigeria” “Nothing works!” “I’m frustrated about Nigeria” “The people in Nigeria are chickens,they ought to have rebelled against their egocentric government,take a cue from Kenya,odinga is sticking to his guns against the incumbent president” “You have no leadership,your leaders are all rogues” e.t.c….

It may sound to you my eze doesn’t give a damn about Nigeria(that’s the way I used to feel but I realized he is saying the undiluted acidic truth) far from it!He is passionate about this country.He was in charge of the campaign team of the present prime minister of Canada,he is an international trade broker and consultant to Canadian government and has connections worldwide(he once told me he was on the phone with Clinton) and he has used his connections to set up a multinational NGO africawecare they ship relief materials and freebies to African countries except Nigeria because the nigerian customs never allowed their containers out of the port for funny and flimsy excuses but they have built a borehole in Imo state.

I always thought my eze’s statements were harsh and gave us(Nigeria) a mark of 40% because of the level of “development and civilization” in Lagos and some parts of Abuja but some weeks back I traveled by road to Oyo,Osun and Yobe state,it was during this experience I realised my eze’s harsh statements are the true picture of things!Yeah,I know driving on Lagos overstretched roads with all its pot holes is like playing Mario kart or crash bandicot racing but traveling on those roads outside Lagos was a “badder” experience.I know you know most of nigeria’s problems but we in Lagos,Abuja and port harcort don’t know how alarming it is!Its more catastrophic in other states As we our convoy moved through Oyo,all I saw were 19^th century structures,illiterates,dirty surroundings.We have no infrastructures in place at all in this country,Nepa offices are using generators,fire fighters don’t have water,police officers lend weapons and ammunitions to criminals,criminals even have superior firepowers to our police’s e.t.c.Do u know Yobe is so bad the governor doesn’t reside there?He comes all the way from Abuja!Those guys in Yobe are “mallams”,so illiterate,ignorant and superstitious and the wealthy northerners are feeding on their ignorance.I’m so tired of talking about Nigeria’s problems they are so numerous,where do I start where do I stop?It already wears my heart down as I type and I’m dejected cos I’m passionate about her.I feel helpless,I’m like a romeo while she is a drug addicted mentally retarded beautiful Juliet with cancer of the lungs!

I prefer to discuss the solutions and take actions!If you were president of Nigeria what would u do?Alot of people say our major problem is corruption but I say its bad leadership.Corruption is just a fallout of bad leadership.Alot of people talk in Nigeria but no actions.My questions are what have u done or doing to help build Nigeria and what are your solutions?What would you do if u were president?

THE CHOSEN ONE

I'm so heartbroken.How could we have lost?It's so unfair those ManUtd dudes were tooooo lucky.Yeah,I agree they reared their ugly heads in the 1st half but 2nd half,extra time and the penalties were chelsea's all the way!We hit the woodwork twice,shot targets were 8(manutd) to 20(chelsea),Drogba got redcarded in the 2nd half of the extra time and it was a psychological blow to us plus it was a potential converted penalty loss!Ok,finally my Peter cech(best goalkeeper on earth) saved the penalty kick from ronaldo then it was captain Terry's turn to give us the glory then he slipped!HE FUCKEN SLIPPED!It rained and so the field was wet and he slipped,played the ball right far wide(though he sent Van der sar diving to the wrong side)
Gush!It's so unfair!My captain Terry wept like a baby.He had giving tear and blood for the match,he defended with every fibre of his muscle,attacked with his head,marked out rooney and even denied Manutd a goal with his conventional goal line clearance but with his head this time around instead of his leg!I don't know why it always happens in football,a player plays best in a match and when he gets to the penalties he messes up.Roberto Baggio,the king of the Italian squad lost his penalty against Brazil in the finals of USA94,Bechkam,england's golden boy lost his penalty against portugal in EURO2004,the examples are endless.
Then Anelka came and played the ball into the hands of Van der sar.I'm so disappointed at him,he has been benched all the while and finally he is given a chance and he couldn't justify the 16million pounds spent to buy him.......Well,in the spirit of sportsmanship and in the heart of the game I applaud Vidic he was the wall of troy the did not allow Drogba score.The match was so intense it could spark a fire and I think it was a good exercise for my body cos my heart beat and pumped blood at a rate like never before.The loss made me bow my head in heartfelt grief,I felt my eyes getting wet and my body shrunk,at that trying moment I felt Terry was my blood brother as we wept together and it made me love him more,it made me love chelsea more and now I'm even a madder,crazier and vehement fanatic of chelsea.BLUES FOR LIFE!!!

IDIOSYNCRASY

Been very busy reading and writing exams but I decided to cool off by coming online then i discovered I've been tagged by uzezi so I guess I gotta list some of my quirks......

1)I dont know how to explain this but I like to look "roughly fresh".Lemme explain,I iron a piece of TM lewin shirt n its looking office sharp THEN i squeeze it a little so its kinda rough or I comb my hair look in the mirror n I look too "serious" then I scatter my hair....I dont know,maybe I just like to look casual....i prefer a pair of slippers to a pair of shoes

2)I'm toooooo optimistic!Thats self explanatory!No matter how bad a situation may be I'm a steven siegel that believes I'll come out of a fight without a scratch! I've been through alot!Had a "mid life crisis" at the age of 20 but now I'm out of it!Nothing do me.......

3)I love and am riveted by creativity.I'm an artiste(not by profession but in nature) and I love people,systems and organisations that do things in a way they have never been done before.From lagos beggers that beg with new lines and techniques to dbanj n nice's creative styles to scientific breakthroughs I love'em all

4)People have eating disorders but I have eating orders!I cannot eat without drinking first then I take another sip half way and then the final gulp at the end of the meal!If you serve me french,italian or chinese delicacies with all its seafoods,creams,salads,fries,pasta n tomato sauce e.t.c WHATEVER IT IS,no matter how tempting it may be to eat I'll wait till u give me water or something to drink!

5)I just dont like creepy things.A meterial that looks jelly like,animals that creep e.t.c snakes,rats....they freak me out though I ain't scared of them if I have to kill them

6)Last but not the least I'm afraid of height!

Blogsville,I've been outta touch for a while cos I'm having exams and I'm so damn busy now I tag exschoolnerd nikkisab princesa so u guys u gotta post your 6quirks......holla!