You wouldnt believe what happened to me.....ok,feb9 was my x's birthday,feb10 was my girlfriend's birthday,feb14 was vals and as if that wasnt enoughfeb25 was my baby's birthday(his name is tommy,he is my fav lil cousin)I bought'em all gifts.My account was the beast of burden,rightnow its on red alert!I'm so broke.....as i dey now I dey humble,I just dey go jejely.I met a girl lastweek monday,we chatted,exchanged numbers n as we were bout2depart she said "ah seun,my birthday is on saturday" I interrupted "funny enough,my birthday is a day b4 yours what are you getting me?".......mchweeee.....nonsense,Amadioha fire you!God punish you!.....u don see maga abi?......lol......
I'm so broke i havent paid for my monthly internet subscription,i had to browse yesterday at a cyber cafe on my way home from school.I had a thousand naira left on me,I bought a ticket for an hour for 150naira and I collected my balance of 850naira or so I thought!As I strolled home after browsing I branched a road side kiosk to purchase a 750naira recharge card.I collected the card,loaded the credit on my phone,dipped my hand in my back pocket to pay but it was empty so I checked my wallet,alas! there was no money!(this is the part in 9ja movies where they play a soundtrack.....gen gen!.....)
I said to myself "seun,you have torn your shirt"(its a slang of mine meaning seun you have fucked up!) The woman saw my countenance and knew I had no money,she just quietly stood up,bentdown,picked up a stick on the road,sat down and began to caress the stick!(its was a sinister move that told me "I'll break your head if you tell me any story".......KAI! I suffered,I really dont know how to finish the story but I believe you have an idea............
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hahhahahhaaaaaaaaaa...Seun pls complete this story...did she trash the living daylights out of u???
the beast of burden? Hahaha. This was too funny. Okay, so, did the woman use the stick? lol!
NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE
chei! You really tore your shirt.So you still by gifts for your ex? I see you too get money na im make you dey buy for everybody. My birthday is coming up soon.You have to send me a gift too. Complete the story joh!!!
LMAO!
i can just imagine you with a BIG bandage round ur head!
Next time u go check pocket first before you load the credit.
I can help ur brokeness...am even broker,lol!
Lmao, what happened to the 750 now??Too funny@ her caressing the stick, some people sef, shey its just a matter of dropping it back, lol.
Dont worry, the Lord shall supply...lol
Please tell me she did not plank sege out of you...are you serious?
pele.
And i like the you don tear your shirt thing...i think say i go wan steal am.
gen gen. u don enter trouble. u better finish the story oh!
and been trying to reach u for ages. this ur comment page no gree me.
either u leave ur email or phone number on my comment page (i won't publish it) or u leave it in a private message at www.shelfari.com/zayzee.
make sure it's a private message. then we can begin what i proposed.
waiting
u poor 9ja boy!!! Wat happened? U begged n promised to come back? U ran a good race? U returned d card n apologised? wat?????????????
Gen gen!
u should hv finished the story now.
lol @ amadioha fire u, havent heard that in 4eva.
KAI! you guys are all makin fun of me....KAI! see beef!
@todays rantin, my birthday is on the 24th of dis month,u cud also get me a gift....lol...
princesa, so u ar even broker,KAI! see poor pple!
nikisab u gav quite alot of possibilities but d funny thin is....
dnt worry u guys i will finish d rest of d story wen i get liver!
more like u will finish the story when u recover from the beatings...hahahahhahahaah
wettin Uzezi dey propose oh...hmmmmmmmmmm I am all ears...
and by the way I also copied the link oh...Uzezi...so I will know what u all are up to :)...see amebo.lmao...
hey sweets!!! happy b.day in advance... hmm u don become blog celeb oh..i am not surprised sha..u learnt from the best!!!
and y r u still buying gifts for ur ex?!?!?!?!
dude, wey the rest of the story naa?
LOL....afrobaba ur really beefin me ooo n plssss dnt spoil my runs wit uzezi ooo,ur tappin our communication lines(aba!wen ur not FBI)...lol...we dnt want2many pple popnosin in our affair,u neva knw,we might b gettin married soon...lol...(u wish!)
EVRYBODY PLS GIV XSKOOLNERD A STANDIN OVATION! she goaded me2start bloggin,shes d best!
honeywell,thanx4d condolences
incognaija,u really want d remainder of dis gist ooo!
n yeah xskoolnerd i still buy gifts4my x,we still bosom buddies n we didnt breakup with a fight!it was a matured agreement btw us
AFROBABE God catch u i didnt use d link, i sent her my mail ...lol..we beat ur tactics..
u berra update before u leave...lol
my friend, update before I send online koboko to your side...
NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...
Omo guy, sorry mehn, i know say the woman don beat you tire, i hope you gave her your watch instead...
i know say you be sharp boy.... you prolly thot of something,...
First time here, can i get a drink and someone welcome me joooo...
i am feeling your hood mehn
Shet!!!
We are always defensive...the woman must have been thinking..."it didnt take you so long to upload the card, for him to give me ma moni now, na wahala"!
lagos na wa
shine your eye. wonder how you escaped to even blog about it.
hahaha, sorry mehn but i had to laugh. So wetin happen? Gosh, its good to know u survived it , lol. Cos if its the Lagos that i know that i know and remember well, nobody go fit survive that one, lai lai!.....
Na soso curse on top epe.........especially if its a woman......
Come and tell us what happened, or are u still recovering? lol. Oya pele............It is well.
Ur God shall supply all your needs according to his glory through Christ Jesus. Oya say AMEN......oya a louder one.....ehen.
Go and be broke no more! x)
Funny post!
So what happened??
Am curious.
random stuvvs are gwaning around here mehn!
Lolllllllll....
Money! Money! Money!
Seun, pls don't give up...my own birthday is coming...(he he).
u guys parted in a mature way so u buy her pressies! see gist! I wish i was dat ur recent babe sef, my present go be x2 of ur ex own. nonesense and ingredient!
Abeg complete the story jare, too funny!
Hahahahahahaha..this is too funny
Quick question..wetin connect you and ur ex that u are still buying her gifts..
Dont worry by the time ur next check comes, u will be good to go..
Oya..go nd update
Hahahahahahaha..this is too funny
Quick question..wetin connect you and ur ex that u are still buying her gifts..
Dont worry by the time ur next check comes, u will be good to go..
Oya..go nd update
lol, so how did u pay for the recharge card?... and btw why are u still buying gifts for ur ex?
Why did you disable comments on ur recent posts?
I like the spiritual perspective on the last one. Sometimes we dont pay enough attention to the things that are really important.
dude, how u go do that kain tin, disable comments? we vex you?
pple no vex abeg,i didnt mean to block comments,check it out now!
LMAO!!!
plzzzzz complete ur entryy!!!!!
I'm dyinnn 4rm suspenze and u totali dont want to know my own end-version of post... lolz!
Love d way u write!
@mz.dee thankyou! my head is swellin
lmaoooo...pls finish the story!! hahhaaaaaa..did it involve u running??
LMAO! complete it nowwwww!! hehe..im just imagining the woman wiv th stick thinkin "so dis boi tink say im sharp abi? see how he come load d credit fast fast...we go see who sharp pass" lmaooooo!
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