Thursday, April 3, 2008

APRIL FOOL!

April fools day started in 16th century in france and began to spread like wildfire because of the joblessness of people like you(LOL).I'd like you to fill me in on the craziest april fool you ever experienced but in the meantime listen to mine.The place was panes house dormitory,King's college around 3am.Everyone was asleep except some 6 lousy boys who had april "foolish" intentions.4boys positioned themselves at the 4corners of the dormitory whiile one stood in the middle of the dorm and the last stood at the door.They all had cigarette lighters and insecticides then they switched off all the lights.They "put their lighters up",aligned it infront of the insecticides and pressed the insecticides.The product of the "chemical reaction" was a flame!Simultaenously and continously they shouted at the top of their voices "fire!fire!"
Omo,who won die,see stampeding.All I could remember was waking up,hearing everyone shouting and running,I couldn't even see anything except the flames cos my eyes were not yet cleared.We even ran into the flame cos the dude at the door of the dorm directed the flame at us as we try to run out of the dorm!It was crazy.Kai!Next thing we just heard some lousy dudes laughing out loud and saying "april fool!april fool!"
Anywais,april fool day could also have bad consequences cos attimes you deliver a message to someone and maybe the person finds it shocking or hard to believes,the dude just takes it as april fool.Lemme give ya an example,I know this yahoo boi that had perfected his scam--advance fee fraud.He promised $12,000(salary) to chess teachers who were willing to pay him $1,100 for work permit in nigeria but the bad thing is that he sent the emails to his potential maga's unknowingly on april 1.We the maga's saw the mail,they ALL did not take the mail seriously(they didn't even know it was a scam) and replied him "APRIL FOOL" and this yahoo boi had spent almost $1000 setting up the scam(you know it costs money to setup some of the scams) Another one was a snake that escaped from it boxs in a google office in NY.An alert was sent out but they all thought it was april fool!ThankGod no one got hurt!

26 comments:

princesa said...

lol!
That was one expensive april fools joke those guys did. Thank God no one was hurt in the stampede.

People have been known to slump and die from expensive april fool news.

Anonymous said...

HAHA, THAT WAS SO FUMMY, THEY EVEN 'PUT THEIR LIGHTERS UP' , LOL!

I WENT TO A BOARDING SCHL TOO, MAN APRIL FOOL'S WAS ALWAYS CRAZY O......ALLL SORTS OF ALARMS. SOMETIMES PPLE ALMOST LOSE THEIR LIVES......I GUESS WE CAN ONLY THANK GOD NO ONE GOT HURT......IF THE IRONY OF IT HAPPENED EHN....THOSE BOYS WOULD HAVE BEEN SORRY!

BOARDING SCHL WAS STH ELSE....AHN AHN!
HOPE U'R GOOD WELLS.......I'V HEARD UR PRAYER O, THANKS!

Anonymous said...

hahaaaa, i meant that was so funny!

O'Dee said...

Lol! @ d real events not taken seriously, n d yahoozer whoz effort was wasted.

Mz. Dee said...

Omg.... that was hilarious!! AS funi as these jokez get.. I had to stop playing them when my classmate in primary 5 urinated all over his shortz.. simply bcos i 2ld him i saw the paper he used in passin his maths exam!!
I was totali kidding o.. not knowin the dude had cheated...
Either wayz.. i knew the burden of maths exams.. so i just wrinkled my nose.. sed "ewwww" and walked away.. not techincally an april foolz.. but it was meant to be a joke!!! Lol
I love ur writin 9ja boyyy.. totali gna be comin here a lot more often! U shud visit my blog.. just updated!

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

Haha! so ur one of them ex KC boys eh! I forgot it was April Fools day till the end sef. All these oyibos are too dry.

musco said...

thanks 4 stopping by at my blog.i really appreciate ur comments.

MATHS!i can never forget the number of slaps my dad gave me, all in the name of mathematics.if u re really studying maths in the university,i admire ur courage.

i actually got punck'd on april 1 by my own girlfriend.let's leave out d details.

nice blog!

Today's ranting said...

Those april fool jokes can be so expensive. My mum did one to me some years ago and it wasn't funny at all.

NikkiSab said...

April fool na dangerous day now. lmao sha!! How u been 9ja boy?

wellsbaba said...

@princesa u can say that again!
@chicala thats true ooo,i remember all dose fake alarms now n thanx4hearin ma prayers..lol...ehn ehn chicala my daughter i sent u2skool u dnt knw ow2spell funny!!!
@oluwadee d yahoo dude almost cried..lol...he was hopin on d money
@mz.dee wat can i say?I LUV URS2!
@9jadramaqueen yes ooo! I b KC boi..FLOREAT!!!
@musco punk'd?..lol...it mst b one hell of a mad joke
@todays rantin ur mom said bradd pitt was waitin4u in d lounge?
@nikisab i'm chasin paper ooo

Afrobabe said...

lol...you just got to love boarding school...

@ musco...u were not the only one that got slapped silly by their dad cause of maths oh...he was a petroleum engineer for God's sake..How am I supposed to know the answer to all the numbers he was realing out??

anyways...April fools being my birthday meant I never forgot it was fools day so I never got caught....I DID THE CATCHING!!!

TY Tha Mos Magnificent said...

KOKO CHRONICLES IV IS OUT

wellsbaba said...

@afrobabe so april fool is ur birthday?no wonder u ar so hilarious,I luv u chick!
@ty i'll check it out

wellsbaba said...

chic sorry....lol

Jennifer A. said...

Lol @ the yahoo boy's scam....lolll...

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ejura said...

Lol! That was pretty neat. I, on the other hand, sent a friend of mine a text telling him I was pregnant. He didn't bliv me when he called me but I started crying and he wasn't sure what to do. I told him that i was in Kd with the guy responsible for it and we wanted to have an abortion. He was like : wow, I'm so sorry...
He just burst out laffing when he found out what it was.
Have a great day!

wellsbaba said...

@solomon,ar u serious?I alwais thought u were male apart from d name,it feels kinda unusual4a female discussin all those serious issues u bring up,anywais I'm impressed
@ejura UR WICKED!....lol

Anu boy said...

wellsbaba... anyways, whats going on with u......

bumight said...

what's your email?

bumight said...

what's your email?

wellsbaba said...

anuboy I dey ooo,imtryin to bake dat cake!
@bumight my email is silvaqrenci@yahoo.com

Jotees Trendz said...

a snake escaping from its box?! ewwwwwwww! If there's anything i can't stand....crawling things....i def. wld have taken dat seriously.

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