Monday, August 4, 2008

"BLACK EYED" PEAS


As I post right now,3 girls are beating up a friend of mine in his crib!I just couldn't help but laugh cos I've been warning this guy but he is really feeling like a player.Imagine 3girls coming to your crib in an interval of 30mins I couldn't help but see the end of the whole drama!Me wey I dey laugh person me sef I get my own oo...One o my female friends don make mouth to her friend about me now she agrees to meet me today but I dey run cos man no get bar.I've been lying that I've been busy all day.Kai!I just dey ves right now ... oo ooo...Mcheeew....I dey ves jor...Mcheew...Money is power oo...Kai and you guys know I'm searching for Ms.Right oo n this could be her oo...Mcheew ...ooo...Chari help me out naw...My broda 9jaleta send me some mama charlie now...ooo...Sister Nikkisab end of month just reach now help me out with some of your salary now...lol...HAH!PRINCESA you be princess help me out with some royalty..hahaha.....
Anywais,people I dream one kain impossible dream like that ooo.1st thing I remember is I was listenning to Dare Art Alade's song feat.Eldee "youngman" outside my crib next thing one Ifesinachi bus(Interstate transit bus) parked in my crib and to my utter surprise Black eyed peas stepped out!You need to have seen will-i-am,LV hat,conventional dreadlocks,polariod shades,wool jacket,leather pants plus valentino shoes but why on earth was he carrying a ghana must go bag?!!!I'm not fabricating this oo infact fergie carried a black bagco supersack!I was dead stunned!Flabbergasted,I couldn't move.They walked into my room as if its an hotel room they had booked but I intercepted fergie cos I was thinking in my mind "will you sleep in the same room with 3MEN?" Actually I wanted her to come with me to the room I was gonna sleep in....lol.....Anywais she gave me this contagiuos smile so I let her in,err1 settled and william sank into my chair so I asked what they would like.Can you believe william asked for purewater and groundnuts!!!This dream was crazy,sha I served eer1 water n gnuts,will was really muching the Gnuts(4my mind I dey think this willie willie of a boy na worri boy o,worri boy no dey carry last oo) then a thought came that I should sing to impress will and probably he would sign me...lol....I sang "big girls don't cry" If you hear the way my voice take 4kup ehn the thing be like Golem for Lord of the rings trying to sing!So I tried 'bushmeat" by soundsultan feat.2face n w4,instead of the guy listenning to my "performance" I shock as the guy sef dey sing the song,i just ves comot from hin front.My kid bro steps into the room(Yoruba boy with Igbo sense) he is surprised to find BEP in ma room he quickly goes to grab his camara,came back to take a shot of will eating Gnuts n drinking purewater....Then he announced he will go to sell the pictures to paparazzis(atleast then he would be able to buy a PS3...lol)If you see the way will chase this guy,my kid bro ran out of d room and locked us inside,will banged the door "bang!bang!bang!" but alas I woke up and it was my lil bro banging on my door........lol....
I woke up and I was wondering who I saw last that made me have this sort of dream but it was my kid bro who I often see last!I dey wonder ooo.....JEEES!....FUCKUYOR!....Na Iya Basira meat I chop as dinner 5mins b4 sleeping...Mcheeew...Iya basira he don jazz me ooo

33 comments:

Chari said...

1st!

Chari said...

dnt me hate cuz am 1ster than u!

no be me o! na God!

Chari said...

hahahha!!! baba..this dream na waski o...ahnahn....

wellsbaba mi...na all of owuu dey blow o...me sef I dey beg God..

Anonymous said...

lol...funny dream

mizchif said...

Crase......as in better we re.
Which kain dream be dat one sef?

Chari, u won't respect ur height and post one comment and gerrout!
hillllzzzz!

Rayo said...

i aint got a church mynd but sha i'll stil talk... i lovve those three gals, they wont fyt themselves , they're facn d real issue, go girls

Chris Ogunlowo said...

Which kain dream be this sef?


Oh! I'm feeling sleepy ;)

Aphrodite said...

lol...
Wellsbaba e be like say serious malaria and typhoid fever dey catch you.

Black eyed peas ko...lol...

wellsbaba said...

lol@chari! ow can u b 1ster dan sombori....lol
iwalewa I tire2oo
thanku mizchif,abi make I giv u gun make u chase chari comot?
rayo...lol...u need2hav seen d fight I jst dey laff
afrodite no b malaria oo naw Iyabasira power...lol

Naija Idol said...

wellsbaba na "warri" not "worri" ah ah.

I hear say when person one start to sick, e dey dream about BEP. na true???

Ms.O said...

hahahahah..that was a funny one!!!

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princesa said...

lol!
see this guy, corporately begging on blogville,lol!

Who tell u say i no broke pass you. Forget royalty o, dat one no dey put money for pocket.

Black eyed peas ke. Fery Fery soon u go dey dream of White nosed beans, lol!

Flourishing Florida said...

yeah, right. black eyed peas in ur room, will.i.am chopping groundnut! u dey try. abeg, check 4 malaria oh. na so e dey start

naijaleta said...

Ma guy una sure say na only Iya Basira meat una chop? Una no take shakis push am down. I tire fo dat kain dream o!
Iya Charlie dey Buckingham palace now. Make a helep una greet am. Dont worry she go soon become single again. Im husband don nearly peme. Dem tok say di guy get cancer of the blokos. (prostrate cancer)

Femi B said...

lol... Arent people supposed to be great at anything in their own dream....you should have sung the shit out of those songs...shebi na your own dream na..

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

Wellsbaba your not serious at all!
This one had me laughing for real
Now im going to look for that song

"People people make una help me oh. Iya Basire she don jazz me oh! Everybody hellep save me oh. I no dey sabi chop again...."

wellsbaba said...

9ja idol,r u so warri u r worried I spelt warri wrongly?habba!...lol
PRINCESA! na me u finish lyk dis?!no ves oo I bin tink sey ur royalty na lyk iya charlie own I no knw sey u b lawlaw of brokelyn.....
FFF,y u dey wish me malaria naw?!I'm hail n hearty anywais...nnutooor...
9jaleta y u dey fall ma hand naw,u won tell me sey u no knw sey no b real iya charlie I want but d paper one!
femiB...LOL! no mind me oo,iya basira too 4k me up I no fit turn star4dream
9jadramaqueen ..lol...im seriuos oo4shizzle...lol

O'Dee said...

Wellsbaba! which kain bobogist dream be this???
U don listen 2 musik 2222222222 much.

Bunmmy said...

hehehehe..bros talk true na yaba park u de stay? hehehehe hope d chic catch u sha and how dat ur friend, hope dem show am strong tin.
black eyed peas de stay my backyard o! lol

wellsbaba said...

oluwadee..LMAO!!! no b bobo gist oo
bummy,na so so bad tin u jst dey wish me,she no catch me infact I impress her die!...lol,abi u too don smoke igbo ni?dis won wey u yarn sey BEP dey ur backyard,na MAD pple u dey see o,no b BEP at all at all

theicequeen said...

l.m.a.o!!! you no serios oh! bagco super sack? Fergie? will.i.am with ghana must go? chaiii, den don come wellsbaba dream to suffer..chai! pure water and groundnut? hehe..iya bas don drop sumtin for your meat oh! from today, dey go buka with bible..yoo hia me!?

mehn,m sorry i'm not here more often, na just today i officially blogroll you, the winsh wey no permit m to do it before..e no go betta for am..:D

Mz. Dee said...

22!!!!!!!!

i no dey comment again sef.

Mz. Dee said...

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Mz. Dee said...

ok but come... UR ROOM????

u get sum kinda dream o! lol

musco said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

there's more to this ur dream o.

wonder why the girls decided to beat ur friend up?

wellsbaba said...

MZ.dee hahahahaha...u sef too lyk first,y u sef come late?u too dey show yasef...lol
musco,I happy die as dey beat d guy but d funny thing is women will alwais be women,d guy is the one laughin last oo...can't bliv it!

Buttercup said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! oh wow..what a dream..imagine if that happened in reality..LMAO

InCogNaija said...

i nearly died stiffling my laff. I dey work i no fit scatter laff like i suppose to.
you this guy!!

Allied said...

lol. u are funny!

Anonymous said...

Good for people to know.

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