Monday, December 8, 2008

I'M BACK DOING ME!

NO LONG TIN!Blogville,baba is back!kilonshele?I've been gone4 2long im
afraid I can't catch up but I'll just jump the queue and join the
molue@this bus stop.It wasnt my intention2just leave but reality grabbed me away
from the virtual.4those of you who didn't ask after me,weldone o.Incognaija
I'm stupyfied.I didnt know u still read ma blog plus u dropped by on
me.Rita,God has started o!Hes almost granted my request.I appreciate ur
concern.Where u@d experience?Temite.WOW!A new reader of ma blog yet u
checkup.Mumy solosydelle LOL.I said u should pay4ma ticket u...lol im back o
thanx4checking on me.Who else?Miss luv,LG and 9jadramaqueen I'm sooo glad.
I've been away cos I needed some time2maself2concerntrate and solve some
problems.Anywais,all dat while I met loads of bloggers(kai!u guys are wonderful
and interesting characters) I'm gonna do an expose on some of them.Let me
start with.....
FUNMI IYANDA:-Well,we all know her and possibly have met her but for
me@everytime I would've met her something went wrong.There was a day she was
in my church but alas I was at home!(i dnt miss church) One bright sunny
saturday,I went out2relax and there she was by my side.I was stupefied!It was
like XSN touching Kanye west lol.My idol was a hand span away!I love her and
what she stands for.Shes definitely not 9ja's obama but shes our Rosa Park.Shes
one comely vivacious agbaya who has refused to "grow up"and become boring lol.I
see her in her80's with googles and holes in her set
of teeth making a poor attempt@dancing alanta(new ghetto dance,AJ style) to
Inyanya's(MTN project fame) hit track lol I was flabbergasted when I
realised she instantly knew my blog,mayb shes an avid reader F@*%!mayb shes
reading this.....
RAYO:-Rayo,rayo,rayo.... yeah thats her name.She comes up here acting shes quiet
and all.Dont let her deceive you o!Shes Naughty with a capital N!Shes BLACK and
BUSTY!LOL btw,please,stop
tryin2matchmake XSN n I.I'm not lookin4wifey neither is XSN(ok,i think she
is)
XSN:-shes crazy with every letter of the word.We all know her.Shes a
creature-insane plus kolo lol but really she looks sane.Her appearance is simple
and genteel.It's just that she uses so much accessories she looks like a
palm reader and she wears this wig that covers her eyes leaving her looking like
a yorkshire terrier lol I like this girl but I luv her mind.....Thats all for now
folks,feels great to be back!

34 comments:

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

welcome back!

NaijaBabe said...

im not the only one owing bloggers two months worth of gist..

I want to meet funmi iyanda too...i'm jealous

Afrobabe said...

ok...glad to see I wasn't the only one that went awol.....

Sounds like u had loads of fum...welcome back...

Femi B said...

where did you go before? All you people depriving us from reading posts....Anyway nice to have you back, let me go read.

Femi B said...

First oh all welcome oh, what did you bring back for us from your journey. Im jealous u met Funmi, she is my naija shero for real. It seems these naija bloggers are for real wonderful people. I met some and men they are nice and so polite...funny to. Please update ur story kia kia ahah what did segun do? or his wife?

exschoolnerd said...

u r very silly...i wear so many accessories i look like a palm reader..lol


i love acessories..just so u know...

and what friggin wig...r u okay? lol..yorkshire terrier..u dey take style abuse me shey?

and hw is RAYO black and busty...u get apolo for eye..

Funmi Iyanda is an inspiring woman,i shud know...i worked for her once..her writings inspired me to be a writer...true story.

Geebee said...

Good to know u're back. I got to ur page for the first time just after u left and been wondering what was guan? So what else is new now that u're back? How do u plan to make up for the lost time especially since so much has happened since u were AWOL on blogville? You've got a whole lot to talk about u know - Obama, Mc Cain,arrested bloggers, the navy people and the naija lady, Yaradua's slow policy etc etc. Bros u get work o. Maybe 20 posts at once might suffice, what do you think Don Wells?

Geebee said...

People like Funmi Iyanda and other 'ageless' models and beauties make me wonder if it's worth it growing up at all if you could choose to stay young forever. Maybe i'll still dance yahooze and go clubbing by the time i'm 80, who knows?

LG said...

WELCOME BACK'
HOPE U R BACK 4 GUD NOW?
btw DID U ALSO MEET FBA? (fineboiagbero) :P

wellsbaba said...

@9jababe LOL
@afrobabe,my absence was anything but fun.i was left trapped in a state of apathy.invariable it seems there were loads of us dat took sabbatical on blogville

wellsbaba said...

@FEMI B dnt b jealous i met axnty funmi(she luvs dat name it shud do d magic4u wn u meet her lol) its nt easy meetin VIP's*poppin collar*lol yeah i wil continue dat story shortly
@xsn i got notin2say2u again lol
@gbengashile man mi tanx4d luv o.ders so much dat already has been said on all those issues its only if av got a contradicting opinion n i LUV d fact u addressed me as don wells lol
@LG LOL LMAO!i tink u know my answer btw dat also means u guys av met.i mst meet u2

Buttercup said...

wow u met funmi iyanda..i love her!

lol @ ur description of rayo n xsn..

thank God u r back o..oya, hurry up n finish ur previous post!

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IDK said...

wellsbaba!! y did u leave like dat na?? dnt u like us anymore??:(..and y is my name nt up there with d ppl who missed u..i checked up on u oo..mschew:P

Rita said...

Welcome back...It's like lots of things happened while you were away.

I did not take part in the experience. I came into Lag on Friday and had to leave for PH the next morning. But I heard it was great. Were you there?

Anonymous said...

Wells Wells Wellsbaba - Welcome back o! Seems like you had mad fun while you were away. LOL @ your description of XSN and Rayo - shey you wan get beat up! Do keep the gists coming.

Invisible said...

Welcome back. I've been incognito myself and although I appeared for a bit, I still haven't found the time to get back on my grind. I'm working on it though.

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

Gosh its been forever! So glad your back. I got tired of stalking your blog to see if you had updated.
Funny enough, I just discovered funmi iyanda this year and I love her. I stayed up l8 last night watching all the clips of hers that I could find. She is so unapologetically Nigerian and so no-nosense. I love her...and through her blog its easy to see how effortlessly nigerian she is...She's more like Nigeria's Oprah to me...
Lol@ Rayo!
Welcome back boo!

Anonymous said...

WELCOME O BABA!!!!

hehehehe...the wells...Konga Pupo! lmao....

blogville please dun mind this guy he was to busy flenjuratin o

NaijaScorpio said...

Welcome back. Hmm.... i tire for u. Better not disappear like that again oh!

Rayo said...

u r so dead! black, from where to where? busty; what were ur eyes looking at? olodo. nd who says i'm naughty, me i'm a good lil girl oh, quiet nd all... just let me catch u on thursday ehn.

Rayo said...

u r so dead! black, from where to where? busty; what were ur eyes looking at? olodo. nd who says i'm naughty, me i'm a good lil girl oh, quiet nd all... just let me catch u on thursday ehn.

mizchif said...

Well donw oh, for dissappearing like dat u hia! Now better come and fill us in sharpish!

miz-cynic said...

me feeling the dons pix.welcome back....how u dey?long time.....ile nko?lol. just pulling ur leg. hope u sha remeber me sha.talking quietly in a sober voice)

wellsbaba said...

@IDK ma binu i totally aprc8 it
@RITA naw,i wasnt there
@TEMITE beat who?they both cnt do jack.i can handle them
@INVISIBLE i undastand o
@NDQ my head is swellin boo!
@CHARI lol i purposely did not talk bout u,ur nuts!
@sting mumy,i wont do it again
@MIZCHIF LOL,gist monger

Chris Ogunlowo said...

Hey dude, welcome back!

Ms.O said...

Welcome!! I want to meet bloggers too!

Aphrodite said...

You are hella funny.
Welcome back.

aloted said...

e ka bo o

badderchic said...

shining my teeth

kaaabo

Jennifer A. said...

Welcome back Wellsbaba...lol.

LushChic said...

buzz buzz....be back to read
im back too...lol
aw r u?

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