THERE YOU ARE!

OMG!!! I found her! It's a lie I found her,she's on facebook! "It's a true" This is an emergency post,never intended updating now but I'm chatting right now with my long lost 1st love on facebook!Mark Zukerberg ose o(thankyou) wa jeun omo o....lol....Not that I'm still in love o(God4bid!after 13years)but I've alwais wondered what became of her but to say the truth I'm feeling funny,something is stiring within......
It all started yesterday when my best friend lala told me he found dupe on facebook.This guy is in love and he wants me to be in love too(Lala,naw by force!) This guy sings D'banj's "u don make me fall in love" err minute like he's lovelife depends on it!He torments me,"you know that may be her" he alwais tells me.He teases me with anything in skirt,including "shigidi" sef....So yesterday he inquired if I wanted to know her number and stuff so I could contact her,I bluntly declined(when you know lala you know he is not that nice,he definitely just wanted me to beg for her contact cos we had tried searching for her on facebook but didnt succeed so he knew I couldnt find her but I had a better idea) I pretended not to care bout her (but ofcos I was curious bout her whereabouts) Lala left with this sinister smile on his face.Stealtily,I went to his friend list on facebook saw her pic and added her!
Today,I come online and here we both are chatting!Here are the excerpts so far....

I've been trying to remember you. I'm getting confused

7:12pmwells
im here

7:12pmdupe
maybe if you tell me tell me the names of ur siblings I will be sure about exactly who you are..
(shes couldnt recognise me I was looking different)

7:13pmwells
yeah who am I chatin wit by d way,is it tope or dupe

7:13pmdupe
dupe

7:13pmwells
hahahahaha

na lie

u see my face n u cant remember

bera recollect!

im d 1st born

7:14pmdupe
I'm sure u have changed..u can my pic too but u didn't know if it was tope or dupe

7:14pmwells
so u really wudnt remember my siblings

is dis ur pic im seein?

7:16pmdupe
the seun was close with was about my age annd all his sibling's name started with an "s"

7:18pmdupe
am i right?

7:19pmwells

word!

dang!

u r......

7:20pmdupe
i am....what?

7:21pmwells
u are right

7:21pmdupe
woooww!!!

7:21pmwells
absolutely correct

7:21pmdupe
seun is this really you?

7:21pmwells
def

7:22pmdupe
wow u have grown

7:22pmwells
SO HAV U.....lol

7:23pmdupe
if recollected correctly I had a crush on u
(my head was swelling madly here..lol)
7:23pmwells
lol

we both did

7:23pmdupe
wow i never thought we would ever talk again

7:24pmwells
really,I alwais knew we wud meet....

dis world is small

7:24pmdupe
true dat

7:24pmwells
ows u now?

wat do u do?

wat nxt

7:25pmdupe
how are ur sibling?...is it Shade? and Seyi? or Seye? I hope I'm right?

I'm fine

7:26pmwells
UR MEMORY aint bad

seyi

seye

sola

n segun

7:27pmdupe
right! ...i try oo

7:28pmwells
lol.........hahaha

7:28pmdupe
wow a lot is going through my mind right now

7:28pmwells
expected

u wud wana remember alot of stuff

emotions wud b high.....u need2see me wenever I met my old KC mates...WE GO GAGA...lol
wen I met nnamdi(u remember him?) we hugged so tight this white dude thought we were gay
7:29pmdupe
lol

i have alot of questions

7:30pmwells

ok

im all urs

7:30pmdupe
wat r u doing now?.. i mean how is life

7:30pmwells
great!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
while i hav a job waitin4me

7:31pmdupe
dat's great

maybe we can meet up when u come to canada

7:32pmOyeniyi
def

definitely

ehn ehn I think that's all for now folks,lemme return to my chat and there's this funny trend with the names of the girls I've really loved,check this out.......dupe,tope,jumoke,joke,ope and finally tope(yeah,I dated2topes) so something tells me my wife would probably have one of these names or something familiar.If we have ever "dated" and your name doesn't sound like these then I'm sorry it was a fling.Fiona,don't be crossed with me atleast you had a boyfriend when u were with me,olatero olagbegi,ehn! ehn! you can't even say jack cos I know you were creeping remember that night at the club!Ima....ahn ahn,am I chari?Why I dey give blogville chronicles of my girls,abeg bye bye jare all you amebo mongers,Jesus don even collect all this nonsense for my hand sef,PRAISE GOD!!!

PS:"fall in love" by D'banj,i'm so feeling that song.Lastweek mom was so sick she was talking bout death!Help me thank baba GOD for her recovery o,the devil is a liar!

Hey! HEY! STOP THERE! PARK! PARK! PARK!

Heard alot bout "The dark Knight" but I tried to ignore it and not see the movie but the hype was too much when it became 2nd best movie of all time after it dropped starwars so last week I decided to go see it at the cinemas.....I cant find words to contain the movie that all I'm gonna say!Joker was sicker than sick,more paranoid than paranoid.The word irrational cannot contain his irrationality!He was just a loose cannon!....Well,I n my friends left the galleria at bout 10pm n at the National Stadium in Surulere there was a checkpoint.An officer stopped us checked us out,we were all coming from the office,branched at the cinemas so were dressed in suits and looked loaded with cash plus unfortunately the guy driving had no drivers license(we didnt know!) Before we could say "jesus is lord" this guy was already begging the officer and this really pissed me off!Fisrt rule with nigerian police,never beg!It gives them a sorta pshycological edge plus when u know you are wrong dont shout at them but dont beg,just remain calm but if you are right and got all the necessary papers you can blow the lid off!
There was an all night show which I wanted to attend at Planet 1 the week they started operations and I left LUTH at about midnight in a cab for the place.When I got to ojuelegba a danfo bus filled with policemen double crossed my cab and searched us and found nothing.They checked my wallet and found 18grand(they couldn't et me go with all that money,they had to find something to nail me) Finally they said I had 2 IDs and thats illegal I'm only meant to carry an ID around so they gave me my wallet back and rushed me into their bus filled with other guys they had arrested.Me calm as ever I no send I just took 10grand out of my wallet and put it in my stockins left 8grand in my wallet.When we got to the station,Area C at ojuelegba they started interrogting all of us each man had to settle to be bailed.One dude was caught with a bag of weed,he bailed himself with 10grand.They also picked up one christian dude who started speaking in tongues "ramon sa te kore mah!koko mama chari chari o princesa escobah!"and disturbing the whole area with noise at wee hours of the night the officers just dey laugh sey "better bring money or you are not going any where"
Finally my turn reach,their DPO asked where i was going and I told them i was on my way to ma friends crib at Ikeja.I'm a UNILAG student and i've a test2moro so had to do some reading at my friend's.The guy said "all this unilag students,u sef u look like a yahoo boy,berra settle" I said oga na 8 thasand dey here and I no dey drop sheshi...Dem talk sey I go call my mama or else i go sleep cell,I said I cant call ma mom,the poor woman is a widow I cant disturb her with my qualms....officer dont think I cant sleep in the cell oo cos me I know my right!....lol(which kain right I get,does human right exist in 9ja?) The whole gist long but finally the DPO tire sey I stubbon den he said the right thing "ok,give us something for the boys" then I said ehn ehn now you are talking so I said I can only spare 1grand...He agreed and they split it amongst themselves.I left there past midnight but I boned the parol at planet 1 and returned to LUTH....
HEY! does anyone remember cuteboss?shes back in 9ja,she arrived yestenight and she called me first thing this morning and I can tell from her voice theres still a lil of me in her and i must admit from the way I answered i still like her I just dont think it will work!Remember Psquare... "no start wetin u no go finish cos u no be george finidi"

"BLACK EYED" PEAS

As I post right now,3 girls are beating up a friend of mine in his crib!I just couldn't help but laugh cos I've been warning this guy but he is really feeling like a player.Imagine 3girls coming to your crib in an interval of 30mins I couldn't help but see the end of the whole drama!Me wey I dey laugh person me sef I get my own oo...One o my female friends don make mouth to her friend about me now she agrees to meet me today but I dey run cos man no get bar.I've been lying that I've been busy all day.Kai!I just dey ves right now ... oo ooo...Mcheeew....I dey ves jor...Mcheew...Money is power oo...Kai and you guys know I'm searching for Ms.Right oo n this could be her oo...Mcheew ...ooo...Chari help me out naw...My broda 9jaleta send me some mama charlie now...ooo...Sister Nikkisab end of month just reach now help me out with some of your salary now...lol...HAH!PRINCESA you be princess help me out with some royalty..hahaha.....
Anywais,people I dream one kain impossible dream like that ooo.1st thing I remember is I was listenning to Dare Art Alade's song feat.Eldee "youngman" outside my crib next thing one Ifesinachi bus(Interstate transit bus) parked in my crib and to my utter surprise Black eyed peas stepped out!You need to have seen will-i-am,LV hat,conventional dreadlocks,polariod shades,wool jacket,leather pants plus valentino shoes but why on earth was he carrying a ghana must go bag?!!!I'm not fabricating this oo infact fergie carried a black bagco supersack!I was dead stunned!Flabbergasted,I couldn't move.They walked into my room as if its an hotel room they had booked but I intercepted fergie cos I was thinking in my mind "will you sleep in the same room with 3MEN?" Actually I wanted her to come with me to the room I was gonna sleep in....lol.....Anywais she gave me this contagiuos smile so I let her in,err1 settled and william sank into my chair so I asked what they would like.Can you believe william asked for purewater and groundnuts!!!This dream was crazy,sha I served eer1 water n gnuts,will was really muching the Gnuts(4my mind I dey think this willie willie of a boy na worri boy o,worri boy no dey carry last oo) then a thought came that I should sing to impress will and probably he would sign me...lol....I sang "big girls don't cry" If you hear the way my voice take 4kup ehn the thing be like Golem for Lord of the rings trying to sing!So I tried 'bushmeat" by soundsultan feat.2face n w4,instead of the guy listenning to my "performance" I shock as the guy sef dey sing the song,i just ves comot from hin front.My kid bro steps into the room(Yoruba boy with Igbo sense) he is surprised to find BEP in ma room he quickly goes to grab his camara,came back to take a shot of will eating Gnuts n drinking purewater....Then he announced he will go to sell the pictures to paparazzis(atleast then he would be able to buy a PS3...lol)If you see the way will chase this guy,my kid bro ran out of d room and locked us inside,will banged the door "bang!bang!bang!" but alas I woke up and it was my lil bro banging on my door........lol....
I woke up and I was wondering who I saw last that made me have this sort of dream but it was my kid bro who I often see last!I dey wonder ooo.....JEEES!....FUCKUYOR!....Na Iya Basira meat I chop as dinner 5mins b4 sleeping...Mcheeew...Iya basira he don jazz me ooo

REMINISCES

All you ma amebo and gbeborun friends(especially Mz.dee)I'm sorry I starved you guys of gist.It's just that nothing much has happened in my world lately.Ehn ehn,my brother and fellow chelsea fan nijaleta I don upload o!My sister Nikkisab hope you know too ves o,I don arrange show face.
Initially,I didnt know what to posr but this morning as I went through my text messages I came across one from "cute boss"(my last boo)During the whole drama I made a decision and I always wondered if it was right.It all started early July last year,we met on a website.I buzzed her,she said hi!I chated she replied.Fellas you know how it goes now,we do the probing they do the "forming".We try to form Alibaba and basket mouth,they do the laughing.She like me sorta n ask me to promise her a DATE at 7pm(online).Well she had in mind just a chat,I had in mind a virtual DATE(as if we really were in a restautrant....sey oceanview restaurant...lol)
At 7.20pm I logged in my yahoo messenger,she'd been waiting online(can't really remember how the chat went but this is a sketch)

Cuteboss: Finally you are here,where have you been?been waiting....
Wells:(I'm thinking "shit,I'm late on the 1st date,been standing her up....lol)
There was this mad traffic on the 3rd mainland bridge(trying to form real date)
CB: Men,they never say sorry,always shifting the blame!
W: Hahahaha,ok I'm deeply sorry
CB: Whatever! (Kai!if u know how much i hate when females say this to me and simultaneously roll their eyes and fling their palm)
W: (I swallowed the bitter pill) Hmmm,love your perfume.Euphoria by calvin klein.
CB: Hahahahaha,thankyou,thankyou (Dang!she understood my virtual date idea and played along)
CB: Sniff,sniff....and what perfume are you also wearing?(you 4k up,you for no ask...lol)
W: Unforgivable!(It was the shizzle then)
W: Awhh,sorry,are hose Jimmy choo's?
CB: (Blushing) Yeah!How did you know?
W: My mom's a freak(sexymama can fit like cho and gucci shoes,gorgio armani shades,fendi and DG bags,Rolex n longines)
CB: thats nice....
W: Waiter!waiter!(calling the virtual waiter....lol) Can I've a glass of red lafayette wine?what would you like CB?
CB: (Blushing,she was feeling the trips)I prefer a glass of baron de walls
W: OK.Waiter can I've the menu list?(I typed her a couple of stuff on the "virtual" menu and asked her what she would like.She opted for just desert,can't really remember its about a year ago)
W: (waiter bows and walks away.....)
CB: Laughing.....
W: (Looking in your eyes) You look beautiful.
CB: I'm wondering,what do you see in my eyes?
W: I see lil Sparkles(The virtual waiter arrives with our order)
Blah,blah,blah can't relly remember how it went down but I sha got her digits that night and gave her a call before I went to bed.My o my,her voice was d shiznit!We spoke for bout 20minutes to one hour and before you know it we were hooked!There was alot of drama then she broke up with her BF and the next thing was for me to ask her out but that was the irony of it all.I liked her ALOT and still do,she was cute and still is plus she got a mad swagga that impresses me BUT she was travelling to london in about 2weeks and I HATE long distant relationships.I don't belive in it!She sent me a text "Hope,you know I still care" It was time for me to make it official but I didnt ask her out cos she was travelling and I knew I wouldn't be going to the Uk until this year(2k8) so I thought the relationship wouldn't workout.One the morning she was leaving d country she asked me to meet her at the airport at about 7am atleast say my final goodbyes,hug and kisses but I just couldn't do it.It hurt me but I felt I was being realistic.
We still talk,she now calls me runaway husband.....lol....I still have some of her text since last year......."I think I love you" After a lil quarel she sent me this to make up"Actually,I'd prefer having you back in the pool half naked or a different setting but under the circunstances(I was in skool) I'll go with da cinema"(My fav txt...lol,all you peverts better delete your thoughts!) Anywais,dunno if I made the right decision,what do you think?

PS: I haven't recovered from the hit single from D'banj "mo gbono feli feli",he has dazzed me with another one "oloun maje o"(God4bid!) has any1 heard this jam?this guy is a bundle of talent,you can't contain him.He is high on energy!

music is my saviour

I'm telling you from the bottom of ma heart I never wanted to be involved in this music thing but somehow Mz.dee located me by fire and now I have to comply by force....lol
Rules:
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!

4. After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
shobedoo:freshly grounds
I guess if u say yes I'm happy with it.....whatever..lol

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
aye ole:infinity
I'm telling you this shuffle tooooo get this one.I take life easy n I'm veryyyy optimistic

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
mogbono feli feli:D'banj
LMAO!!!....well,I like a pretty face with long hair plus very fiery personality

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
love in da club:Usher
lol...lai lai...love for where?lol no ooo

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
bang bang bang:Tracy chapman
Yeah,true,word!my purpose is to turn bad guys good n those I cant change,stop them before they stop me

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
kolomental:face
YEEEPA!No oo...lol...but when I make'em laff they think I'm crazy

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
redemption song:bob marley
Jeez.I dont see the correlation oo.ma pap is dead(13 yrs ago) ma mum is MAD BORN AGAIN..LOL uno MFM style

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
lady in red:........
No ooo,I'm no nympho ooo

WHAT IS 2+2?
speed of sound:coldplay
ahn ahn you this Ipod chill out naw,ow can 2plus2 equal speed of sound?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
out of my head:ashley simpson
LOL..no oo.wat wud ma beast friend be sticking in ma head for(I aint no fag!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
this is why I'm hot:MIMS
WICKED!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
photocopy:9ice
yeah yeah yeah,u can never be like me.I'm just so versatile yet deep!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
hussling:RICK ROSS
YEAH!!! everyday I'm hussling(3ce) I'm gonna so hussle Don Vito Carleone go fear me.I'll have my finger in every sector of the economy you can think of!DANG!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
money maker:Ludacris
Hmmm...this Ipod no go put me for trouble ooo if my pastor see all this one...Hmmm...

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
why me:D'banj
LAi lai,you this thing u don mad my mom aint sad she had me.She loves me,she adores me!

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING ?
dance with ma father:luther vandros
Awhhh,this one is soooooooo touching.For once this thing give himself brain,I'd so love to dance with dad but he is gone but I'd definitely dance FOR my mom on my wedding.I'll n I've been practising since last year.The song will be asa's beautiful....

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
move bitch!:ludacris
NO NO NO y u dis Ipod dey fuck up,u just did something correct now u F uk again...NO ooo,infact angels go they sing halleluyah(3CE)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
money power respect:Mosdef
DANG DANG DANG! there u go again u kinda got it...money power respect....DOn vito carleone here I come!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Iya basira:Style plus
Hmmm....no correlation really.I no dey chop4iya basira jare...

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
beautiful:James blunt
yeah,u guys are beautiful...I love you all...lala,madam peggy,tunde me,arthur,bomboi,namo,BLOGVILLE E.T.C.

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
close to you:wande cole n Mo'hits
yeah yeah,thats reason I started blogging in the first place...I wanna know you n be close to you

I struggled to get through with this thing cos I'm not really in the mood right now.I'm travelling interstate right now n I hope u wish me safe,pray no plane crashes ooo....I tag em

exschoolnerd

Mz.dee

my sister from another mother-nikkisab

9jadramaqueen

my friend n borther,fellow chelsea fan 9jaleta

u guys when I land I go check you blog oo so berra comply!

RANDOM VARIABLES.....

WOW!Wow.It feels great to be back on blogsville.In the last 2weeks I've been as busy as the traffic that leads to hell!I haven't touched a system in over a week let alone be online because I get home feeling so worn out n my bed just keeps calling my name "seun,seun,seun,ojuju calabar,e yoyo e yoyo".I must have missed a lot here but I'll try to catch up.Don't know what to post right now cos I'm just recovering but I'll just go ahead and fill u in with my random parols in the last 2weeks.......
1)Business......Marketing basically,try to sell a financial product to prospective buyers and in my free time I do graphic design jobs.
2)As a youth,I've been an integral player in a just completed program and project in my church.It was tasking,challenging and rough but God took control and won at the end of the day.
3)Marriage ooo!My people marriage.I'm closing in on mid twenties and me I no just send woman but the rate at which everybody is shouting marriage in my ears now is scary ooo.My best friend(lets call him lala) is saying even if I no won marry now atleast make I key one girl down so when I don ready I no go need to start searching when all the good girls would have been taken home to mama.Then "gongo so" yesterday when a prophet told me God said he should speak to me about marriage.7hours after he made that statement my uncle's wife brought her younger sister to meet me for the sole purpose of going out with her and probably eventually propose!!!Female blogvillers abeg what's your take on this issue?At what age do u guys start thinking bout marriage?At what age do u expect the guy to start getting serious and what do you advice me,should I start searching?.........
And yeah,I like slim fit shadies,between light and chocolate skinned,long hair cute face,contagious smile,born again christian,loud in lifestyle(i'm kinda laid back n conservative so i need someone to complement) got as much sense of humour as mine(very important) as a way with words(I love girls that can finish me off with good lyrics) versatile,intelligent,AMBITIOUS and just knows how to pamper me(I love to cry attimes) and tell me please,am I missing anything out in the criteria?

GAINT OF AFRICA

My godfather is a nigerian born canadian citizen who is based in canada and has lived there almost all his life.Lets call him “my eze”.Everytime we meet physically or we chat online we have heated debates about Nigeria,her problems and the way out.My eze always used harsh words that I find offensive to describe the state of Nigeria and this would eventually make me feel uncomfortable and ashamed to be called a Nigerian.My eze would say something like “It’s a jungle out there in Nigeria” “How do you guys cope?” “I always feel sad and reluctant when I have to come to Nigeria” “Nothing works!” “I’m frustrated about Nigeria” “The people in Nigeria are chickens,they ought to have rebelled against their egocentric government,take a cue from Kenya,odinga is sticking to his guns against the incumbent president” “You have no leadership,your leaders are all rogues” e.t.c….

It may sound to you my eze doesn’t give a damn about Nigeria(that’s the way I used to feel but I realized he is saying the undiluted acidic truth) far from it!He is passionate about this country.He was in charge of the campaign team of the present prime minister of Canada,he is an international trade broker and consultant to Canadian government and has connections worldwide(he once told me he was on the phone with Clinton) and he has used his connections to set up a multinational NGO africawecare they ship relief materials and freebies to African countries except Nigeria because the nigerian customs never allowed their containers out of the port for funny and flimsy excuses but they have built a borehole in Imo state.

I always thought my eze’s statements were harsh and gave us(Nigeria) a mark of 40% because of the level of “development and civilization” in Lagos and some parts of Abuja but some weeks back I traveled by road to Oyo,Osun and Yobe state,it was during this experience I realised my eze’s harsh statements are the true picture of things!Yeah,I know driving on Lagos overstretched roads with all its pot holes is like playing Mario kart or crash bandicot racing but traveling on those roads outside Lagos was a “badder” experience.I know you know most of nigeria’s problems but we in Lagos,Abuja and port harcort don’t know how alarming it is!Its more catastrophic in other states As we our convoy moved through Oyo,all I saw were 19^th century structures,illiterates,dirty surroundings.We have no infrastructures in place at all in this country,Nepa offices are using generators,fire fighters don’t have water,police officers lend weapons and ammunitions to criminals,criminals even have superior firepowers to our police’s e.t.c.Do u know Yobe is so bad the governor doesn’t reside there?He comes all the way from Abuja!Those guys in Yobe are “mallams”,so illiterate,ignorant and superstitious and the wealthy northerners are feeding on their ignorance.I’m so tired of talking about Nigeria’s problems they are so numerous,where do I start where do I stop?It already wears my heart down as I type and I’m dejected cos I’m passionate about her.I feel helpless,I’m like a romeo while she is a drug addicted mentally retarded beautiful Juliet with cancer of the lungs!

I prefer to discuss the solutions and take actions!If you were president of Nigeria what would u do?Alot of people say our major problem is corruption but I say its bad leadership.Corruption is just a fallout of bad leadership.Alot of people talk in Nigeria but no actions.My questions are what have u done or doing to help build Nigeria and what are your solutions?What would you do if u were president?